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9780811878876 English 0811878872 Here to help with this major life decision is the only college guide to recommend schools based on their unique brand of douchiness-from yachty to sporty to thoughtfully bearded and beyond. This rigorously researched, stereotypically accurate handbook offers illustrated analysis of douchey student affectations, including fashions, course offerings, pickup techniques, extracurricular activities, mascots, and much more. Also featuring sidebars on drinking games, semesters abroad, and the douchiest athletic rivalry, plus a What Kind of Douchebag Are You? Quiz and a 16-page photo insert of douchbaggery in vibrant full color. Book jacket., Honestly, everyone acts at least a little bit douchy when they're in college. This bitingly funny faux college guide ranks and showcases the douchiest schools across the United States and Canada (and across the pond), examining the type of douchebag native to each, including their special affectations, most popular majors, pickup techniques, typical saturday nights, 'overheard at orientation', thesis topics, mascots, and much more. From the Ivy League to the Pac Ten to granola-and-no-grades liberal arts schools, every type of douchbag environment and character is celebrated (sporty douche, the yacht-y douche, the horn-rimmed douche...) The project began as an article ranking colleges in GQ that got a lot of attention. The book expands on this idea with loads of new content, new rankings, and new schools to give a truly comprehensive look at the current state of college douchiness., The question isn't whether or not one will be a douchebag in college we're all a little douchey at college, to be honest. The more pertinent question for prospective students is, "What kind of douchebag do you aspire to be?" Here to help with this major life decision is the only college guide to rank and recommend schools based on their level of douchiness, including illustrated analysis of douchey student affectations, fashions, course offerings, school chants, pickup techniques, extracurricular activities, mascots, and much more. This rigorously researched, stereotypically accurate, gleefully offensive handbook celebrates douchbaggery as a many splendored thing from yachty to sporty to thoughtfully bearded and beyond and is sure to spark fits of pique and laughter among high school applicants, current students, and anyone who went to college.", The question isn't whether or not one will be a douchebag in college&-we're all a little douchey at college, to be honest. The more pertinent question for prospective students is, 'What kind of douchebag do you aspire to be?' Here to help with this major life decision is the only college guide to rank and recommend schools based on their level of douchiness, including illustrated analysis of douchey student affectations, fashions, course offerings, school chants, pickup techniques, extracurricular activities, mascots, and much more. This rigorously researched, stereotypically accurate, gleefully offensive handbook celebrates douchbaggery as a many splendored thing&-from yachty to sporty to thoughtfully bearded and beyond&-and is sure to spark fits of pique and laughter among high school applicants, current students, and anyone who went to college., The question isn't whether or not one will be a douchebag in college--we're all a little douchey at college, to be honest. The more pertinent question for prospective students is, "What kind of douchebag do you aspire to be?" Here to help with this major life decision is the only college guide to rank and recommend schools based on their level of douchiness, including illustrated analysis of douchey student affectations, fashions, course offerings, school chants, pickup techniques,extracurricular activities, mascots, and much more. This rigorously researched, stereotypically accurate, gleefully offensive handbook celebrates douchbaggery as a many splendored thing--from yachty to sporty to thoughtfully bearded and beyond--and is sure to spark fits of pique and laughter among high school applicants, current students, and anyone who went to college., The question isn't whether or not one will be a douchebag in college-we're all a little douchey at college, to be honest. The more pertinent question for prospective students is, "What kind of douchebag do you aspire to be?" Here to help with this major life decision is the only college guide to rank and recommend schools based on their level of douchiness, including illustrated analysis of douchey student affectations, fashions, course offerings, school chants, pickup techniques,extracurricular activities, mascots, and much more. This rigorously researched, stereotypically accurate, gleefully offensive handbook celebrates douchbaggery as a many splendored thing-from yachty to sporty to thoughtfully bearded and beyond-and is sure to spark fits of pique and laughter among high school applicants, current students, and anyone who went to college.
9780811878876 English 0811878872 Here to help with this major life decision is the only college guide to recommend schools based on their unique brand of douchiness-from yachty to sporty to thoughtfully bearded and beyond. This rigorously researched, stereotypically accurate handbook offers illustrated analysis of douchey student affectations, including fashions, course offerings, pickup techniques, extracurricular activities, mascots, and much more. Also featuring sidebars on drinking games, semesters abroad, and the douchiest athletic rivalry, plus a What Kind of Douchebag Are You? Quiz and a 16-page photo insert of douchbaggery in vibrant full color. Book jacket., Honestly, everyone acts at least a little bit douchy when they're in college. This bitingly funny faux college guide ranks and showcases the douchiest schools across the United States and Canada (and across the pond), examining the type of douchebag native to each, including their special affectations, most popular majors, pickup techniques, typical saturday nights, 'overheard at orientation', thesis topics, mascots, and much more. From the Ivy League to the Pac Ten to granola-and-no-grades liberal arts schools, every type of douchbag environment and character is celebrated (sporty douche, the yacht-y douche, the horn-rimmed douche...) The project began as an article ranking colleges in GQ that got a lot of attention. The book expands on this idea with loads of new content, new rankings, and new schools to give a truly comprehensive look at the current state of college douchiness., The question isn't whether or not one will be a douchebag in college we're all a little douchey at college, to be honest. The more pertinent question for prospective students is, "What kind of douchebag do you aspire to be?" Here to help with this major life decision is the only college guide to rank and recommend schools based on their level of douchiness, including illustrated analysis of douchey student affectations, fashions, course offerings, school chants, pickup techniques, extracurricular activities, mascots, and much more. This rigorously researched, stereotypically accurate, gleefully offensive handbook celebrates douchbaggery as a many splendored thing from yachty to sporty to thoughtfully bearded and beyond and is sure to spark fits of pique and laughter among high school applicants, current students, and anyone who went to college.", The question isn't whether or not one will be a douchebag in college&-we're all a little douchey at college, to be honest. The more pertinent question for prospective students is, 'What kind of douchebag do you aspire to be?' Here to help with this major life decision is the only college guide to rank and recommend schools based on their level of douchiness, including illustrated analysis of douchey student affectations, fashions, course offerings, school chants, pickup techniques, extracurricular activities, mascots, and much more. This rigorously researched, stereotypically accurate, gleefully offensive handbook celebrates douchbaggery as a many splendored thing&-from yachty to sporty to thoughtfully bearded and beyond&-and is sure to spark fits of pique and laughter among high school applicants, current students, and anyone who went to college., The question isn't whether or not one will be a douchebag in college--we're all a little douchey at college, to be honest. The more pertinent question for prospective students is, "What kind of douchebag do you aspire to be?" Here to help with this major life decision is the only college guide to rank and recommend schools based on their level of douchiness, including illustrated analysis of douchey student affectations, fashions, course offerings, school chants, pickup techniques,extracurricular activities, mascots, and much more. This rigorously researched, stereotypically accurate, gleefully offensive handbook celebrates douchbaggery as a many splendored thing--from yachty to sporty to thoughtfully bearded and beyond--and is sure to spark fits of pique and laughter among high school applicants, current students, and anyone who went to college., The question isn't whether or not one will be a douchebag in college-we're all a little douchey at college, to be honest. The more pertinent question for prospective students is, "What kind of douchebag do you aspire to be?" Here to help with this major life decision is the only college guide to rank and recommend schools based on their level of douchiness, including illustrated analysis of douchey student affectations, fashions, course offerings, school chants, pickup techniques,extracurricular activities, mascots, and much more. This rigorously researched, stereotypically accurate, gleefully offensive handbook celebrates douchbaggery as a many splendored thing-from yachty to sporty to thoughtfully bearded and beyond-and is sure to spark fits of pique and laughter among high school applicants, current students, and anyone who went to college.